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"Ah, hello? It's Gill. How are you? I just wanted to make sure we're still on for our interview today. ...Okay, great! Can't wait to see you!
...Oh, no, of course! Yeah, I realize that the meeting is about marriage advice, but...I'm just really happy to talk to you. Er, I mean—I'm excited to talk about planning dates and the importance of sharing my values with someone I care about and...all of that!
...Huh? Yeah, no, right! You're just here to give advice, of course. Anyway, I'm just about to head out. ...That seems too early? Nah, I always get to meetings an hour ahead of time, don't worry about it! I'll message you when I'm there. Okay, see ya soon!"


Will the Lovelorn Parasite mend his broken heart?


"Ah, sorry to bother you. It's me...your boss. Owen informed me that you want to meet with Monsieur Esse in person. Is he in some kind of trouble?
...Hmm. Yes, I see. That's a good point. Let me talk with Owen, and I'm sure we can help Monsieur Esse come up with a good resolution. ...Why am I getting involved? Well, don't worry about that.
I mean, I'm a devoted husband, so—huh? ...No, of course, every day. ...Yes, looking someone in the eye IS a good way to get to know someone better. *Gulp* W-Well, have a good day.


Where will the Prestige Parasite rank in love? "Oh and I should also mention... "From your first encounter to your final vows," Cupid Corp is here for all your love and marriage needs.


"Hey, it's Raul! Are you busy? I know this is kind of sudden, but I found your card, and... Oh, no, there's no problem! It's just—I remember you mentioning mythology the other day, so I thought maybe...
Well, there's a mythology lecture at Los York University tonight, and I thought—do you want to go with me? The topic is Cupid, so I thought you might be interested. ...Oh, I'm late for our romance seminar?
Well...if I show up in time, how about you come with me to the lecture as a reward? ...Really? Great! I'll be right there! See you soon!


Give the Obsessed Parasite a taste of the divine!


"Ahh, I'm finally done for the day. Where are you? I went to your office and you weren't there. ...You're at the movies? I hope you have that mist I gave you.
Theaters are usually extremely dry, so you should use it as soon as the lights go down. ...You left it at home? That's fine. Just wait in the lobby, I'll bring you some more. ...No, I'm not going to watch the movie, I don't need a ticket.
...Well, fine. I suppose I don't mind sitting next to you, to make sure you actually use the mist. You need to increase your score, after all."


Can the Glamor Parasite find the beauty within?


"Hi there, our darling. What are you up to? Been thinking about some guy you might be into? I know you don't have anyone, but... *whispering* I do hope you'll fall in love with someone soon.
Ah, sorry, I'm getting sidetracked. What I wanted to say is, it's okay to care about your work, but I want to make sure you're taking care of yourself.
I feel like your pillow is probably less than ideal. Your shoulders seemed to be bothering you the other day—am I wrong? Working at a desk all day can cause that, but even a small height change in your pillow can make a huge difference. If you have some time today, why don't you come down to my store?
I can make your dreams come true. Haha, don't worry—I won't intrude. I'm just here to make you the perfect pillow. Anyway, I'll keep the store open for you..."


Whose heart will the Thieving Parasite steal next?


1 More Day!

"Hmm hmm hmm~! I get to see her tomorrow. Ahh, I can't wait! I used to cook for her all the time. I wonder if she learned to cook for herself... Either way, I hope she's eating healthy. Man, I wish I could take care of her! Or just hear her voice...
I mean, it wouldn't be weird if I called her to confirm our meeting time, right? It's kind of late, so maybe I'll call her tomorrow before I leave for work. Ugh, her phone voice is even cuter! I'm not sure I'll even be able to sleep..."


"A feather base is best, and these are particularly high quality—warm, with just the right amount of softness. You can add a little down to get the exact right ratio and make sure it's not too hard for your neck. Perfect for any busy Los York businesswoman.
The best dreams come when you can sleep soundly and focus on thoughts about your lover. What better existence could there be? ...Come to think of it, her shoulders seemed unusually stiff, didn't they?
I'm sure she's way too focused on other peoples' relationships to spend any time thinking about her own. Since we got some nice, high quality feathers in stock, maybe I'll try and make her a pillow. I'll give her a call tomorrow..."


2 More Day!

"Agh! This Neptune statue just LOVES collecting dust around the shoulders and under the arms. ...Okay, all clean! Anyway, I have another mythology meeting in a couple of days, and I'm really looking forward to it.
If I remember, the theme for this meeting is...Cupid, I think? Oh! Maybe I should invite that advisor of mine! She's the only person I've been able to properly talk about the twelve Olympian gods with, and she does work for the CUPID Corporation, after all!
I'm sure she'd be super into it. Umm, her contact info should be on that business card she gave me. Now where the heck did I put it...?"

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